| Team Name | FG% | FT% | 3PTM | PTS | REB | AST | ST | BLK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| YourWorstDwightmare | 15-9-0 | 7-17-0 | 14-10-0 | 16-8-0 | 16-8-0 | 10-14-0 | 10-14-0 | 21-3-0 |
| ThereWillBeBledsoe | 14-10-0 | 14-10-0 | 8-16-0 | 10-14-0 | 15-7-2 | 12-12-0 | 13-11-0 | 2-20-2 |
| Paul's Team | 13-11-0 | 17-7-0 | 7-16-1 | 12-12-0 | 15-9-0 | 12-12-0 | 8-16-0 | 16-8-0 |
| WhoWants2SexBiyombo | 13-11-0 | 18-6-0 | 7-16-1 | 9-15-0 | 11-13-0 | 16-8-0 | 20-4-0 | 13-11-0 |
| Unibrow City | 12-12-0 | 5-19-0 | 21-3-0 | 23-1-0 | 16-7-1 | 22-2-0 | 19-5-0 | 19-5-0 |
| Seattle Supersonics | 11-13-0 | 9-15-0 | 8-15-1 | 3-21-0 | 6-18-0 | 4-20-0 | 3-21-0 | 7-17-0 |
| Ride the Buss | 11-13-0 | 11-13-0 | 7-16-1 | 10-14-0 | 10-14-0 | 13-11-0 | 12-11-1 | 5-18-1 |
| Sasha & The Machines | 7-17-0 | 15-9-0 | 22-2-0 | 13-11-0 | 5-18-1 | 7-17-0 | 10-13-1 | 11-12-1 |