Teams are listed in nomination order.

Slippery Squirrels
Budget $200
1. (1) LeBron James $73
2. (26) Nicolas Batum $24
3. (42) Goran Dragic $28
4. (48) Chris Bosh $13
5. (49) Marcin Gortat $15
6. (55) Monta Ellis $11
7. (61) Roy Hibbert $11
8. (74) Kris Humphries $3
9. (78) Anderson Varejao $9
10. (81) Klay Thompson $1
11. (82) Mo Williams $2
12. (86) Glen Davis $6
13. (90) Thaddeus Young $1
Harden's Heros
Budget $200
1. (9) Russell Westbrook $61
2. (11) Paul Millsap $46
3. (13) Al Jefferson $49
4. (20) Ryan Anderson $25
5. (46) Jeremy Lin $10
6. (72) Jeff Teague $2
7. (91) Kenneth Faried $1
8. (99) Ray Allen $1
9. (105) JaVale McGee $1
10. (110) Trevor Ariza $1
11. (115) Dion Waiters $1
12. (119) George Hill $1
13. (123) Ricky Rubio $1
Bringin back Seattle
Budget $200
1. (2) Kevin Durant $75
2. (3) Kevin Love $64
3. (7) Tim Duncan $17
4. (21) Serge Ibaka $35
5. (100) Jared Dudley $1
6. (106) O.J. Mayo $1
7. (111) Avery Bradley $1
8. (116) Jose Calderon $1
9. (120) Chris Kaman $1
10. (124) Spencer Hawes $1
11. (127) Shawn Marion $1
12. (129) Tony Allen $1
13. (130) Gordon Hayward $1
North Korea
Budget $200
1. (4) Chris Paul $68
2. (6) Andrew Bynum $54
3. (10) Dirk Nowitzki $45
4. (36) Paul Pierce $23
5. (77) David West $2
6. (93) Jameer Nelson $1
7. (101) Elton Brand $1
8. (107) Derrick Favors $1
9. (112) Bradley Beal $1
10. (117) Emeka Okafor $1
11. (121) Harrison Barnes $1
12. (125) Dorell Wright $1
13. (128) Mario Chalmers $1
Gangnam Skiles
Budget $200
1. (15) Josh Smith $51
2. (19) LaMarcus Aldridge $39
3. (27) Pau Gasol $29
4. (37) Steve Nash $16
5. (47) Kevin Garnett $9
6. (52) Joe Johnson $11
7. (53) David Lee $14
8. (62) Amar'e Stoudemire $7
9. (75) John Wall $6
10. (85) Isaiah Thomas $1
11. (87) Nikola Pekovic $4
12. (92) Michael Beasley $2
13. (94) Brandon Knight $1
We Be Wall'n
Budget $200
1. (14) Deron Williams $53
2. (17) Zach Randolph $15
3. (32) Stephen Curry $18
4. (35) Paul George $28
5. (50) Danilo Gallinari $10
6. (51) Carlos Boozer $8
7. (56) Jrue Holiday $8
8. (58) Ersan Ilyasova $8
9. (60) Luol Deng $7
10. (63) Joakim Noah $12
11. (71) Andrew Bogut $7
12. (79) Arron Afflalo $2
13. (95) DeAndre Jordan $1
Sniping Shuttlecocks
Budget $200
1. (5) Dwight Howard $50
2. (33) Danny Granger $25
3. (34) Mike Conley $24
4. (39) Rudy Gay $21
5. (41) Marcus Thornton $11
6. (43) Andre Iguodala $17
7. (45) Anthony Davis $23
8. (59) Eric Gordon $7
9. (64) N Nene $3
10. (65) Tony Parker $7
11. (67) Kevin Martin $4
12. (69) Raymond Felton $2
13. (83) Luis Scola $2
Son of Sam Cassell
Budget $200
1. (16) Kobe Bryant $37
2. (25) Al Horford $25
3. (30) Brandon Jennings $26
4. (31) Carmelo Anthony $34
5. (38) Kyle Lowry $23
6. (40) Gerald Wallace $16
7. (44) Greg Monroe $21
8. (54) Tyson Chandler $7
9. (66) Derrick Rose $2
10. (68) Andrea Bargnani $6
11. (102) Jason Terry $1
12. (108) Andrei Kirilenko $1
13. (113) Greivis Vasquez $1
Motorboaters
Budget $200
1. (8) Blake Griffin $22
2. (12) Dwyane Wade $53
3. (22) Kyrie Irving $47
4. (23) Ty Lawson $31
5. (24) Marc Gasol $33
6. (57) Manu Ginobili $7
7. (97) JR Smith $1
8. (103) Samuel Dalembert $1
9. (109) Wilson Chandler $1
10. (114) Hedo Turkoglu $1
11. (118) Jason Richardson $1
12. (122) Jason Kidd $1
13. (126) Brandon Rush $1
Bob Wetlands
Budget $200
1. (18) James Harden $55
2. (28) Rajon Rondo $30
3. (29) DeMarcus Cousins $31
4. (70) Tyreke Evans $9
5. (73) Wesley Matthews $5
6. (76) Damian Lillard $24
7. (80) Darren Collison $5
8. (84) Brook Lopez $6
9. (88) Michael Kidd-Gilchrist $2
10. (89) Kemba Walker $3
11. (96) Lou Williams $2
12. (98) Evan Turner $1
13. (104) Al Harrington $2