Jimmy Buckets of Tears
1. (1) Nikola Jokic (DEN - C)
2. (24) Jimmy Butler (MIA - SF,PF)
3. (25) Dejounte Murray (ATL - PG,SG)
4. (48) Zach LaVine (CHI - SG,SF)
5. (49) Deandre Ayton (POR - C)
6. (72) Anfernee Simons (POR - PG,SG)
7. (73) Markelle Fultz (ORL - PG,SG)
8. (96) Buddy Hield (PHI - SG,SF)
9. (97) Wendell Carter Jr. (ORL - C)
10. (120) Josh Hart (NYK - SG,SF)
11. (121) P.J. Washington Jr. (DAL - PF,C)
12. (144) Deni Avdija (WAS - SF,PF)
13. (145) Immanuel Quickley (TOR - PG,SG)
You Don't Mess with the Sochan
1. (2) Joel Embiid (PHI - C)
2. (23) Kawhi Leonard (LAC - SG,SF,PF)
3. (26) Darius Garland (CLE - PG)
4. (47) Evan Mobley (CLE - PF,C)
5. (50) Zion Williamson (NOP - PF,C)
6. (71) Tyler Herro (MIA - PG,SG)
7. (74) Devin Vassell (SAS - SG,SF)
8. (95) Mitchell Robinson (NYK - C)
9. (98) Khris Middleton (MIL - SF,PF)
10. (119) Coby White (CHI - PG,SG)
11. (122) Jeremy Sochan (SAS - PG,PF)
12. (143) Aaron Gordon (DEN - PF)
13. (146) Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (DEN - SG,SF)
C&J Inc.
1. (3) Tyrese Haliburton (IND - PG,SG)
2. (22) Devin Booker (PHX - PG,SG,SF)
3. (27) Karl-Anthony Towns (MIN - PF,C)
4. (46) Walker Kessler (UTA - C)
5. (51) Jordan Poole (WAS - PG,SG)
6. (70) Brook Lopez (MIL - C)
7. (75) Mark Williams (CHA - C)
8. (94) Kyle Kuzma (WAS - SF,PF)
9. (99) Austin Reaves (LAL - PG,SG,SF)
10. (118) Mike Conley (MIN - PG)
11. (123) Bennedict Mathurin (IND - SG,SF)
12. (142) Talen Horton-Tucker (UTA - PG,SG,SF)
13. (147) Amen Thompson (HOU - PG,SG,SF)
Homer's Taxi Squad
1. (4) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC - PG,SG)
2. (21) Lauri Markkanen (UTA - SF,PF)
3. (28) Victor Wembanyama (SAS - PF,C)
4. (45) Nic Claxton (BKN - C)
5. (52) Jrue Holiday (BOS - PG,SG)
6. (69) Chris Paul (GSW - PG)
7. (76) Jabari Smith Jr. (HOU - PF,C)
8. (93) Scoot Henderson (POR - PG)
9. (100) Ja Morant (MEM - PG)
10. (117) De'Anthony Melton (PHI - PG,SG)
11. (124) Keldon Johnson (SAS - SG,SF,PF)
12. (141) Christian Wood (LAL - PF,C)
13. (148) Jonathan Kuminga (GSW - PF)
250h Cobden Appleknockers
1. (5) Jayson Tatum (BOS - SF,PF)
2. (20) Jaren Jackson Jr. (MEM - PF,C)
3. (29) Paul George (LAC - SG,SF,PF)
4. (44) Jamal Murray (DEN - PG,SG)
5. (53) Jarrett Allen (CLE - C)
6. (68) Scottie Barnes (TOR - SG,SF,PF)
7. (77) Klay Thompson (GSW - SG,SF)
8. (92) Onyeka Okongwu (ATL - C)
9. (101) D'Angelo Russell (LAL - PG,SG)
10. (116) John Collins (UTA - PF,C)
11. (125) Trey Murphy III (NOP - SF,PF)
12. (140) Naz Reid (MIN - PF,C)
13. (149) Saddiq Bey (ATL - SF,PF)
WOC 2023🏀
1. (6) Stephen Curry (GSW - PG,SG)
2. (19) Mikal Bridges (BKN - SG,SF,PF)
3. (30) LeBron James (LAL - SF,PF)
4. (43) Kristaps Porzingis (BOS - PF,C)
5. (54) Alperen Sengun (HOU - C)
6. (67) James Harden (LAC - PG,SG)
7. (78) Tyus Jones (WAS - PG)
8. (91) Jakob Poeltl (TOR - C)
9. (102) Marcus Smart (MEM - PG,SG)
10. (115) Bruce Brown (TOR - PG,SG,SF)
11. (126) Brandon Miller (CHA - SG,SF)
12. (139) Kevon Looney (GSW - PF,C)
13. (150) Gordon Hayward (OKC - SF)
🗑️
1. (7) Giannis Antetokounmpo (MIL - PF,C)
2. (18) LaMelo Ball (CHA - PG,SG)
3. (31) Bam Adebayo (MIA - C)
4. (42) DeMar DeRozan (CHI - SG,SF,PF)
5. (55) Julius Randle (NYK - PF)
6. (66) Jalen Williams (OKC - SG,SF,PF)
7. (79) Ben Simmons (BKN - PG,SG,PF)
8. (90) Jonas Valanciunas (NOP - C)
9. (103) Keegan Murray (SAC - SF,PF)
10. (114) Shaedon Sharpe (POR - SG,SF)
11. (127) Dennis Schroder (BKN - PG)
12. (138) Jaden Ivey (DET - PG,SG)
13. (151) Obi Toppin (IND - PF)
ArgentAces
1. (8) Trae Young (ATL - PG)
2. (17) Desmond Bane (MEM - SG,SF)
3. (32) De'Aaron Fox (SAC - PG)
4. (41) Bradley Beal (PHX - PG,SG)
5. (56) Terry Rozier (MIA - PG,SG)
6. (65) CJ McCollum (NOP - PG,SG)
7. (80) Andrew Wiggins (GSW - SF,PF)
8. (89) Jaden McDaniels (MIN - SF,PF)
9. (104) Ivica Zubac (LAC - C)
10. (113) Zach Collins (SAS - PF,C)
11. (128) Collin Sexton (UTA - PG,SG)
12. (137) Jalen Suggs (ORL - PG,SG)
13. (152) Tre Mann (CHA - PG,SG)
Fear the deer
1. (9) Luka Doncic (DAL - PG)
2. (16) Donovan Mitchell (CLE - PG,SG)
3. (33) Pascal Siakam (IND - PF,C)
4. (40) Nikola Vucevic (CHI - C)
5. (57) Josh Giddey (OKC - SG,SF,PF)
6. (64) Paolo Banchero (ORL - SF,PF)
7. (81) Clint Capela (ATL - C)
8. (88) Tobias Harris (PHI - SF,PF)
9. (105) Russell Westbrook (LAC - PG)
10. (112) Michael Porter Jr. (DEN - SF,PF)
11. (129) RJ Barrett (TOR - SG,SF)
12. (136) Rui Hachimura (LAL - SF,PF)
13. (153) Bojan Bogdanovic (NYK - SG,SF,PF)
13 WTFs ??
1. (10) Damian Lillard (MIL - PG)
2. (15) Domantas Sabonis (SAC - PF,C)
3. (34) Myles Turner (IND - C)
4. (39) Jalen Brunson (NYK - PG)
5. (58) Brandon Ingram (NOP - SG,SF,PF)
6. (63) Cameron Johnson (BKN - SF,PF)
7. (82) Derrick White (BOS - PG,SG)
8. (87) Draymond Green (GSW - PF,C)
9. (106) Gary Trent Jr. (TOR - PG,SG)
10. (111) Bobby Portis (MIL - PF,C)
11. (130) Herbert Jones (NOP - SF,PF)
12. (135) Malcolm Brogdon (POR - PG,SG)
13. (154) Matisse Thybulle (POR - SG,SF)
Hat Trick
1. (11) Anthony Edwards (MIN - SG,SF)
2. (14) Kyrie Irving (DAL - PG,SG)
3. (35) Jaylen Brown (BOS - SG,SF)
4. (38) Chet Holmgren (OKC - PF,C)
5. (59) Franz Wagner (ORL - SG,SF,PF)
6. (62) Rudy Gobert (MIN - C)
7. (83) Jalen Duren (DET - C)
8. (86) Jerami Grant (POR - SF,PF)
9. (107) Tre Jones (SAS - PG)
10. (110) Jusuf Nurkic (PHX - C)
11. (131) Jordan Clarkson (UTA - PG,SG)
12. (134) Kevin Huerter (SAC - SG,SF)
13. (155) Al Horford (BOS - PF,C)
F😇12ADKD😇
1. (12) Anthony Davis (LAL - PF,C)
2. (13) Kevin Durant (PHX - SF,PF)
3. (36) Cade Cunningham (DET - PG,SG)
4. (37) Fred VanVleet (HOU - PG)
5. (60) Tyrese Maxey (PHI - PG,SG)
6. (61) OG Anunoby (NYK - SG,SF)
7. (84) Jalen Green (HOU - PG,SG)
8. (85) Daniel Gafford (DAL - PF,C)
9. (108) Spencer Dinwiddie (LAL - PG,SG)
10. (109) Ausar Thompson (DET - SG,SF,PF)
11. (132) Robert Williams III (POR - C)
12. (133) Paul Reed (PHI - PF,C)
13. (156) Eric Gordon (PHX - SG,SF)